The reviewer has been compensated in the form of a Best Buy Gift Card and/or received the product/service at a reduced price or for free. It’s a washing machine, not a dishwasher. Plenty of good folks have left dishwashers out of their kitchen, because it just adds up to be another step in an endless loop of household chores. A washing machine really isn’t the same thing. This is not 1840 and we aren’t dragging down to the river to use willow sap soap and bang our clothes against a flat rock. We aren’t Mayan Indians using spring waters and boiling rapids to clean our weekly laundry. This is the future, yo. It’s time to finally get it done. Welcome to some things you need to know about your laundry. It may just save your life.
5 Things You Need to Know About Your Laundry:
- Socks No Longer Have to Match: It’s certainly not your washing machine’s fault. They really no don’t eat socks, no matter now irreplaceable they may be and how much you love them. But it is a fact of life that you will lose your socks. Just one. Never both. Mismatched socks have become en vogue and can even be purchased as such, but why would you need to? You have a virtual landfill of single socks that will sadly, never be reconnected with their other half. So just forget that noise and begin wearing unmatched socks. Fellows in Boca have been doing it since the early 90s. Think of it as a way of getting your socks back into the dating game. Now, a mid-length Christmas sock can be paired with a sports sock, a dark blue dress sock, or the one with Chihuahuas all over it. So much more fun than a life of loneliness and solitude. Easy peasy.
- Your Lint and You: What can your dryer lint say about you? For one, the color of your drier lint is a direct reflection of your inner-passions. Has it been a season of pink? There will surely be evidence of that in your lint. Does your football team wear crimson red or Carolina blue? Just check the lint screen around September, because eventually it will all come out in the wash.
- The Wash Will Be Done: You can’t go on buying new clothes forever because you don’t want to do the laundry. It’s wasteful and vain. It’s so lazy. There are some really nice clothes sitting under that pile of wrinkled cotton in your closet. That may be where your lost Chihuahua ended up. You know what’s going to happen when you try and open that door to the laundry room. Timber! Maybe there’s some old clothes under the bed. Let’s not even look in the closet. You haven’t seen the floor in there for six years. Play in that space for a while and you may actually be able to find some matching socks.
- Be Aware: Someone else’s clothes mixed in with yours, forgotten clothes from your closet…All these can add up to a situation where someone you love is folding a feminine item of clothing that doesn’t belong to her. This can be a real hazard. If she’s tiny and holding a large bra in her hand, you may have some splainin’ to do. Always remember that you took the high road. Any home with a pool has lots of scattered clothes laying around. Your best bet is to create a lost and found bin, or simply start a fire pit and toss everything you find that doesn’t fit.
LG Twin Wash System: Welcome to the easiest time you’ll ever have washing clothes. This system takes the work out of everything. It looks great sitting in your laundry room even if you don’t use it. Available at Best Buy, this includes LG Front Load laundry paired with LG’s SideKick Pedestal Washer. It just might be the most fun you’ve ever had doing household chores.
With LG’s TwinWash system you get the best of both worlds. For small loads that can’t wait (the lucky football shirt the day of the big game or the school uniform on Sunday night) there is the LG SideKick pedestal washer. You can even use it simultaneously while you wash larger loads up top on your LG Front load washer. Not only do these washers have mega capacity to tackle any size load, they are energy efficient while giving you the best cleaning performance. It’s easy to see why LG laundry is used in more households than any other brand! Get on board bro.
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Don’t forget that doing your laundry, like sweeping your own floor and cutting your own grass, will keep you honest. Be mindful to enjoy tasks such as chopping wood, carrying water and washing laundry for these are the chores that allow us to free clutter from our mind. Try not to see them as a chore but more of a pleasure. Have no illusions grasshopper, while there will be that moment of bliss where the home is free of dirty clothes, like dishes in the sink, new opportunities will arise quickly. That’s not the point. The act of doing right is the endgame and it feels to good to show up sometime. Thanks for being classy.
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Thanks for keeping up with your favorite brand ambassador for product reviews and assorted gibberish. Of course it’s February, and only a few scant days until the year anniversary of Groundscore Roadtrip 17.
Maybe Holden was right…”you can’t groundscore the world.”